Astonishingly, it was Griftasaurus palinii who first stumbled upon the "fix" during her nanosecond-long run for the presidency. Never the brightest bulb in the Cretaceous candelabra, she nonetheless manifested a certain ability to transcend her limited abilities through guile. When paleo-pundits pointed out her butchering of historical facts, the gritty Griftasaurus sauntered over to the pages of Wikipaleopedia and rewrote history to dovetail with her twisted utterances. Voila! Problem solved!
Fellow Griftasaurus G. karlroveii was quick to jump on the revisionist bandwagon, using a disproportionate share of his ill-gotten SuperPAC gains to purchase a controlling share in YouTube, enabling him to obliterate most of his own recorded gaffes along with the Mesozoic mischief of his hand-picked paleo-political cronies.