Rent-A-Gun Centers Coming Soon At A Airport Near You?

Rent-A-Gun centers? For real? Not really, but I suspect some in Congress will be pushing for them in the near future. Why? Well it's simple. For example Mr. Wight Wing lives in Michigan, he has a concealed carry permit, but he has to make a two day business trip to Texas and the airline won't let him carry his gun on the plane. This means when Mr. Wright Wing gets off of the plane in Texas he won't have his gun. Oh $hit Mr. Wright Wing, in Texas with no gun and the folks in Texas are armed to the teeth. Furthermore all his ex's live in Texas and they're pissed and they're packin'.

Mr. Wright Wing could buy a gun in Texas, if he can afford one, during his two day stay in Texas, but the airline won't let him fly it back home. So what is poor old Mr. Wright Wing to do? Well according to our unnamed source, that may or may not be reliable, some gun enthusiast are pushing for Rent-A-Gun Centers at every airport.

The proposed airport Rent-A-Gun Centers would rent any gun folks like Mr. Wright Wing might need when they get off of a airplane in a state like Texas, and according to our unnamed source, that may or may not be reliable, if the proposed airport Rent-A-Gun Centers are successful Rent-A-Bomb, Rent-A-Tank, Rent-A-Surface To Air Missile and Rent-A-Nuclear Warhead centers will soon follow.

It has to be stressful for Mr. Wright Wing to be in Texas with out his piece and I'm sure he dreams of being at home in Michigan surrounded with his AK 47's, his sub-machine guns, his hand grenades, etc., but the thought of having airport Rent-A-Gun, Rent-A-Bomb, Rent-A-Tank, Rent-A-Surface To Air Missile and Rent-A-Nuclear Warhead centers, in the near future, has to take away a little bit of the stress of him being in Texas without his piece.

I'll bet there will be a big line when the airports open their Rent-A-Nuclear Warhead centers and chances are Mr. Wright wing will be the first in line, right in front of Parah Salin and Pand Raul.

Update: It has just come to our attention that Pick Rerry will be holding a National prayer day for the folks that are going to finance the airport Rent-A-Gun, Rent-A-Bomb, Rent-A-Tank, Rent-A-Surface To Air Missile and Rent-A-Nuclear Warhead centers, asking God to get these centers built as expeditiously as possible. "After all this is a 2nd Amendment issue and God knows we need these centers", Pick Rerry said.

 

 

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