Nothing Secedes Like Secession

Previously: Schadenfreude, schoener Goetterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium... (November 11, 2012)

Success! Already getting over three thousand paranoid temper tantrum signatures:

We petition the Obama Administration to:

Peacefully grant the State of Missouri to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government.

As the founding fathers of the United States of America made clear in the Declaration of Independence in 1776:

"When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation."

"...Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and institute new Government..."

Created: Nov 10, 2012

Signatures from other states:

Troy G
Corinth, TX
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,632

CAROL i
Painesville, OH
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,631

Michael B
Trinity, AL
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,630

Michael M
Roseville, CA
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,628

Dallas T
Mesa, AZ
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,625

Roxanne L
Quitman, AR
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,484

Ryan J
Kent, WA
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,483

Kevin A
Brewton, AL
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,481

Tiffiney C
Cottonwood, AL
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,480

Michael I
Ocala, FL
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,479

A N
Lansing, KS
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,478

Lee C
Halifax, NC
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,477

robert s
Reading, PA
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,476

Jim W
Hardesty, OK
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,474

Jessica L
Little Rock, AR
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,475

Tyler D
Poland, ME
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,472

Roy R
Oak Grove, LA
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,467

Eric F
Stafford, VA
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,466

Jon S
Pittsburgh, PA
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,465

Rachel H
Christiansburg, VA
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,464

Michele B
Allentown, PA
November 12, 2012
Signature # 3,463

And on and on...

Quitman? Really? Heh.

So, do the out of state signers get to vote in Missouri if this gets on the ballot here? Think about that for a minute.