WI Gov Walker: 'Having a Copy of the Holy Koran on Your Desk' Keeps Your Job Safe

In his new book, “Unintimidated: A Governor’s Story and a Nation’s Challenge,” Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker shares a story about the time he “cracked up” his staff with a “joke” about the nature of public employee unions.  The “joke” is a Top 10 list from The Daily Caller which ridicules public sector unions. Unsurprisingly, the list is offensive and even carries overtones of racism and religious intolerance.  

If this book is a soft launch of Walker’s 2016 presidential run it should also act as fair warning to voters: Walker is shamelessly biased and misunderstands what it fundamentally means to be American.

Here is the Top 10 list that Walker and his staff found so amusing:

10.) You take a week off to protest in Wisconsin and your office runs better.
9.) On a snow day when they say “non-essential” people should stay home you know who they mean.
8.) You get paid twice as much as a private sector person doing the same job but make up the difference by doing half as much work.
7.) It takes longer to fire you than the average killer spends on death row.
6.) The worse you do your job, the more your boss avoids you.
5.) You think the French are working themselves to death.
4.) You know by having a copy of the Holy Koran on your desk your job is 100% safe.
3.) You spend more time at protest marches than at church.
2.) You have a Democratic congressman’s lips permanently attached to your butt.
1.) You pay more in union dues than you do for your health care insurance.

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