Michael Hayne Posts

Ladies from all over Texas can dance around in their pink sneakers, as they no longer have to fight messy and contentious custody battles over their uterus now that Perry won’t be seeking another term. The world of comedy, still in intensive rehab over the loss of Michele Bachmann, will definitely have to extend its rehab a bit longer.

Pop the champagne and pack a pipe! Our do-nothing congress that's comprised of totally insane man-children, who couldn't pass a non-pork laden bill if were presented to them on a silver platter by K-street, finally appears to be earning their six-figure salaries and never-ending perks.

Ever since breaking the cardinal rule of Republicans, by working with President Blackenstein following Hurricane Sandy and continuing to work with Obama, including bromancing the president at the reopening of the Asbury Park Boardwalk last Tuesday, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has essentially waged his entire reelection and presidential aspirations on Sandy.

Snow white trash and perennial media whore, Sarah Palin, is all butthurt because the big old mean lame stream media didn't invite her to this years White House Correspondents' Dinner. So like a pouty teenage girl that got suspended from school and can't attend the prom, Palin pretended to be all like "I don't need your stupid dinner!"

Snow white trash and perennial media whore, Sarah Palin, is all butthurt because the big old mean lame stream media didn't invite her to this years White House Correspondents' Dinner. So like a pouty teenage girl that got suspended from school and can't attend the prom, Palin pretended to be all like "I don't need your stupid dinner!"

Snow white trash and perennial media whore, Sarah Palin, is all butthurt because the big old mean lame stream media didn't invite her to this years White House Correspondents' Dinner. So like a pouty teenage girl that got suspended from school and can't attend the prom, Palin pretended to be all like "I don't need your stupid dinner!"

One of the more graphic and gripping photos to be come out of the Apocalypse Now-like scene was that of a young man who had both of his legs blown off. But pushing the wheelchair-bound man was none other than Carlos Arredondo, a Costa Rican immigrant and longtime peace activist whose Marine son died in action in Iraq in 2004.